{"product_id":"hoodie-quiet-life-loud-pet-retro-script-pullover","title":"\"Quiet Life, Loud Pet\" Retro Script Hoodie — Funny Pet Lover Sweatshirt, Cozy Gift for Dog Moms \u0026 Cat Moms","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou just want peace and quiet. Your pet has other plans.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis soft medium-weight hoodie was made for the person who keeps the volume low — slow mornings, quiet evenings, a good book — while living with a creature that absolutely does not. The warm retro hand-lettered \"Quiet Life, Loud Pet\" chest graphic says everything that needs saying, with the kind of worn-in personality that feels personal from the first wear. The 50\/50 cotton-poly fleece hits the sweet spot between cozy and structured, the kangaroo pocket is always ready, and the double-lined hood is there when the barking gets too much.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWorks for dog people. Works for cat people. 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