Therapy Is Expensive My Dog Is Free T-Shirt — Funny Dog Lover Tee

Soft, lived-in comfort with a wink. This garment-dyed tee carries a cozy, casual energy—heavyweight cotton that feels broken-in from the moment you put it on. A sleepy pug photo rests above a tongue-in-cheek line: “therapy is expensive. my dog is free.” It reads like a private joke shared between dog people, morning coffee, and long walks around the neighborhood. The relaxed fit and tubular knit let the shirt drape naturally, while the garment dye delivers a subtle, textured color that mellow with every wash. Wear it on weekend errands, low-key dog park hangs, or quiet nights on the couch when your pup is the best kind of company.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton (pre-shrunk) for durable, comfortable wear
- Garment-dyed heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz) for soft texture and vintage feel
- Tubular knit without side seams for a clean drape and reduced fabric waste
- Double-needle stitched seams and sewn-in label for long-lasting construction
- Available in sizes S–4XL and 58 color options; relaxed fit

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean